Channel 1 News 3/27/09

It is cool that the president answered questions from the Internet.

Who cares about blacks. I thought we had all that civil rights crap so they couldn't pull the "We're different" thing.

F%$#*&g Mexican drug dealers. We should pull out of Iraq, and invade Mexico and stop this drug problem.

That rap sucked.

Extreme sledding looks like a good way to die. LoL.

Channel 1 news 3/24/09

I personally don't care about other people. I mean I have too much to worry about that effects me.

The government better be trying to help our economy, or they are retarded.

It is too bad that those people died on that plane. It also sucks that another plane crashed in Japan.

Cool, there was a volcanic eruption in Alaska.

I think that it is cool that India has created a car that is available for the poor people there

Channel 1 News 3/19/09

I think that it is stupid that people can't go to college because they can't afford it. The government should put a lot of money into sending our citizens to college.

At least the government is trying to fix our economy.

I think it is really stupid that people are going to get hurt by using their phones. Text messaging is stupid!!!!!

I think that that key is really cool. It will be very useful. But those people they talked to sound pretty stupid.

Channel 1 News 3/4/09

Who cares if those guys are going to merge their companies. All they want to do is make money.
I think that it is cool that the government is trying to get people to buy stuff.
Hillary Clinton is in Israel. Oh, well.
It is weird that a sports team was attacked. A sports team!

That guy is really young to be a professional snowboarder. He is pretty good too.

Channel 1 News 2/24/09

It is nice that Obama is giving money to states for health care. It is also cool that they made a new vaccine for the flu.

It is not good that the farms in California are in drought.

That is cool that the Navy is using dolphins to guard bases.

I don't really care about text messaging I don't like it.

That wing suit the air force has is cool. I still would not jump out of a plane.

Channel 1 News 2/17/09

Obama says that the thing that is most dangerous to our national security is the economy.

Everyone is blaming the U.S. for all the economic problems of the world.

Hillary Clinton will be touring Asia for a while, doing whatever she does.

Who cares if that guy sold Obama's old senate seat. I don't care.

Oh, it is black history month, oh well.

That is funny that those guys fell asleep while working.

Channel 1 News 2/12/09

Tornadoes are forming one month early. This is causing a lot of panic. There have been fatalities.


Abraham Lincoln was the tallest president. He was also the first president to be born outside the original 13 colonies. He was also the first president to be assassinated.


We are finally learning what the bailout is going to be used for.


Who cares if that guy was beating his girlfriend. Send him to jail.